Bush Presidency Rapidly Approaches Self-Parody

Bush Teleconference With Soldiers Staged

Five of the ten troops involved were officers. I didn't know Bush was filiming infomercials now! Maybe he should ask Tom Emanski, Tom Vu, and Billy Mays about their opinions on the war. He could get it endorsed by Major League Super Star Fred McGriff.

(If you got that joke, you watch too much TV. But a Gazelle from Tony Little and get to work.)